Ripsaw Saloon

Pro Tips

• Snitches get stitches.
• No face no case.
• Nobody talks everybody walks.
• Don’t eat yellow snow.
• Don’t eat lab grown anything.
• Never give up your privacy, even if you have nothing to hide.
• Smaller government is the solution.
• I was in a boating accident last week.
• Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter accusations.
• Helmet laws suck.
• The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap.
• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
• Criminals obey gun control laws like politicians obey their oath of office.
• There’s no such thing as government funded, it’s all taxpayer funded.
• Support local, even if it costs a little bit more.
• Don’t believe anything you see on the internet, with AI the ability to create fake anything is now the reality we live in.
• The ‘news’ is government propaganda.